Fog in Denial

 When's a fog not a fog? 

When it's not a fog. Full stop. No catchy wordplay or joke - a Fog is a Fog a Fog - except when it's not. 

This Fog acted as a physical representation of a collision course between two cultures, the West and our weird drinks, and the French trying to make sense of it all. My mother had taken the reins and set her sights on a Parisian Starbucks to make a pit stop, and, was nice enough to order a London Fog for me.  Personally I was ready to cut my losses considering my Mother had just finished explaining for 3 minutes her coffee order complete with sound effects to demonstrate how many creams should be included in hers - but she persisted. She has the charisma and stamina to place any Starbucks order, no matter where, no matter what. 

What resulted from her explanation of the beverage (with me standing nearby quietly shaking my head) was earl grey tea with milk. You know what? Close enough. 

This... drink in disguise as a Fog was pretty good. Can't really go wrong with tea and milk. 5/10 Fog. 



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