Study Fog

This fog was, at the beginning, outrageously underwhelming. I took a couple of sips before realizing the expectations I garnered from my walk over were misplaced. My disappointment was noticeable. The first sip of this fog was alarmingly hot and watery, not at all sweet, and entirely disheartening. I had to excuse myself to use the washroom to recover. 

I returned empowered, ready to take my fog's destiny into my own hands. I remembered there were three simple syrup stations sitting beside the counter, which, I decided, could be this fog's saving grace. The moral implications that come from my meddling with my Fog's creation are questionable. Who am I, he who writes, he who judges, suddenly throws away his impartiality in the process and changes the outcome? I don't have an answer, but I'll certainly be thinking about it 3am tonight. 

So, throwing my moral quandaries into the wind, I gave my fog three good pumps of simple syrup and tottled back to the table. I took a sip. I smiled. Perfection. 

The best pairing for a fog is not a cookie, nor a loaf - but someone to share it with. Not share-share it, that would be counterproductive, but someone to share the fog's presence. Today's conversation was just as sweet and filling as the fog. No studying was accomplished, but no good conversation happens with a noise deep within a textbook. 

7/10 fog. 


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